Monday, December 23, 2013

Your Physical Comedy Christmas Stocking Stuffer

[post 344]

There's no big present this year, but here are a few items for your Christmas stocking. They're small, but if you click on them they get bigger!

A Hallmark card by way of Karen Gersch:

By way of Pat Cashin's

And one corny joke:

A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. “What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?” asks the cop.
“I`m a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act.”
“Oh yeah?” says the doubtful cop. “Let's see you do it.” The juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches masterfully.

A couple driving by slows down to watch. “Wow,” says the driver to his wife. “I`m glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they`re giving nowadays!”

Merry merry ho ho ho!  —jt

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