There's no big present this year, but here are a few items for your Christmas stocking. They're small, but if you click on them they get bigger!
A Hallmark card by way of Karen Gersch:
By way of Pat Cashin's clownalley.net.
And one corny joke:
A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. “What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?” asks the cop. “I`m a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act.” “Oh yeah?” says the doubtful cop. “Let's see you do it.” The juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches masterfully.
A couple driving by slows down to watch. “Wow,” says the driver to his wife. “I`m glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they`re giving nowadays!”
Merry merry ho ho ho! —jt